USKE BHAI ENGLISH SEEKH GAYA, AB 7000 WALI RUSSIAN CHAIYE!

Yaar, yeh baat suno. Mera bhai, woh, ab English hi bolta hai. Zyaada. But now he wants to be a international man. He says, "Ab toh Vada Pav nahin chahiye." I told him, "Bhai, pehlay Russian seekh le!" But he's adamant. He keeps saying, "Russian chaiye bhai! Mere ko toh yeh samajh nahin aata! ". I don't know what to do. Kaise bataouse? Help! Englis